Can't wait to get it on!!!

The other day I saw a Trojan advertisement on television. I thought it was really funny and decided to use it for my class mash up script assignment.




SCENE #1: ESTABLISHING SHOT – PHARMACY PARKING LOT, CAR PULLS UP, PHARMACY SIGN ON LEFT.
Sound of car stopping quickly, bing of pharmacy register.

SCENE # 2- MEDIUM SHOT OF MAN AND WOMAN RUNNING UP PHARMACY AISLE. OLDER WOMAN ON RIGHT LOOKING.
Sounds of foot steps running.

SCENE #3: SHOT OF MAN AND WOMAN AT COUNTER, PHARMACIST ON LEFT, WOMAN HOLDING BOX OF TROJAN ECSTASY CONDOMS, MAN OUT OF BREATH.
Woman: What is this you sold us?

SCENE #4- CLOSE UP SHOT OF PHARMACIST’S HAND HOLDING BOX OF TROJAN ECSTASY CONDOMS
Pharmacist: Condoms

SCENE #5- SHOT BACK TO MAN AND WOMAN, PHARMACIST STILL ON LEFT, WOMAN PUSHES BOX ASIDE.
Woman: No, no, no…Condoms don’t usually feel this good
Pharmacist: I’m sorry?

SCENE #6- ZOOM INTO CLOSEUP OF WOMANS FACE.
Woman: It feels like…

SCENE #7- PAN OUT TO MEDIUM SHOT OF MAN, WOMAN, AND PHARMACIST ON LEFT. MAN MAKING HAPPY FACE.
Woman:…nothing’s there.
Pharmacist: That’s the whole idea…

SCENE #8- MEDIUM SHOT OF TROJAN ECSTASY BOX
Pharmacist (Voice over): This is new…
SCENE #9- ZOOM INTO TROJAN BOX
Pharmacist (VO): …Trojan ecstasy.

SCENE #10- GREEN SCREEN SHOT, WITH THE TEXT TOTALLY CENTERED, TROJAN LOGO ON BOTTOM RIGHT OF SCREEN.
Pharmacist (VO): A totally…

SCENE #11-GREEN SCREEN SHOT, WITH TEXT NEW CENTERED, TEXT OF FIT INSIDE DRAWING OF CONDOM, AND TROJAN LOGO ON BOTTOM RIGHT OF SCREEN.
Pharmacist (VO): …new fit

SCENE #12- GREEN SCREEN SHOT CONTINUES, WITH TEXT OF HIS SIDE IN A DRAWING OF A CONDOM. BELOW CONDOM TEXT OF HER SIDE IS CENTERED AND BELOW THAT LUBRICATION IS UNDER THAT. TEXT PULLS UP FROM BOTTOM OF SCREEN WITH TROJAN LOGO ON BOTTOM RIGHT.
Pharmacist (VO): …plus his side, her side lubrication to feel so much pleasure.

SCENE #13- CLOSE UP SHOT OF MAN AND WOMAN
Woman: It changes everything that I feel about condoms.

SCENE #14- PAN OUT TO SHOT OF MAN AND WOMAN AT THE COUNTER, WITH THE PHARMACIST ON THE LEFT.
Pharmacist: Is that bad?
Woman: No. I guess it’s…

SCENE #15- CLOSE UP SHOT TO FACE OF WOMAN AND MAN. WOMAN TURNS TOWARD MAN.
Sound of bing plays.
Man: …Awesome!
Woman: Awesome!

SCENE #16- SHOT OF TROJAN ECSTASY BOX ON COUNTER, WOMAN PUTS DOWN CREDIT CARD.
Woman: Do you take debit?

SCENE #17- GREEN SCREEN BACKGROUND, WITH TROJAN ECSTASY BOX CENTERED.
Man Voice over: Trojan, America’s trusted number one condom brand introduces new Ecstasy…

SCENE #18- TEXT APPEARS ON LEFT: YOU CAN’T WAIT TO GET IT ON.
Man Voice over:…you can’t wait to get it on.

SCENE #19- CLOSE UP SHOT OF MAN AND WOMAN
Man: I’ll start the car.
Woman: GO!

SCENE #20- SHOT OF MAN RUNNING BACK DOWN AISEL, ZOOM INTO OLD WOMAN’S FACE.
Cheesy music plays, foot steps are heard again.